When my friends and I hear there is free food at an event
Sitting in class on tumblr while my friend is doing homework for another class, and I ask him “Wait, why do we even come to this lecture?”
He could not give me an answer.
Decided I am taking chemistry pass/fail, so walked into the midterm today with zero fucks
then raced through that shit like it was my bitch, and everyone around me thought I was some sort of chemistry ninja
but really I focused more on the pretty pattern on the scantron than any sort of atomic bonds
I created a masterpiece today
I just love eating at the dining hall every night. I mean when it’s rock hard rubber pork for the fifth night in a row, my taste buds ‘gasm with excitement!
