When my friends and I hear there is free food at an event

When clubs try to hand me flyers on campus

Sitting in class on tumblr while my friend is doing homework for another class, and I ask him “Wait, why do we even come to this lecture?”


He could not give me an answer. 

Decided I am taking chemistry pass/fail, so walked into the midterm today with zero fucks

then raced through that shit like it was my bitch, and everyone around me thought I was some sort of chemistry ninja

but really I focused more on the pretty pattern on the scantron than any sort of atomic bonds

I created a masterpiece todayimage